chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
