So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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