You surviving the open bar?
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before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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