Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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