it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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