she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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