Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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