If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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