Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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