Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
