: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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