She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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