If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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