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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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