My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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