I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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