If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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