He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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