Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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