I've blown a few things in my day
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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