Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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