Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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