At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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