worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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