dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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