Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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