69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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