dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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