you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
