I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Come share oat with me in your robe
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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