Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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