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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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