Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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