found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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