Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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