he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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