My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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