The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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