On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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