Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
