We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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