Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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