(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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