Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
