She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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