Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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