How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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