My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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