Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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