It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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