tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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