Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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