Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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