It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I can't put those talents on a resume
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
