# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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